We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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