what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
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I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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