i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?