I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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