Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.