Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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