do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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