they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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