3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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