i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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