you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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