I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I checked into jail on foursquare
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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