Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i used baking grease as lip gloss
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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