I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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