i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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