Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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