Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
