Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
