i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I wish they made helmets for livers.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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