He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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