At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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