what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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