Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.