Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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