She's JV to your varsity
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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