Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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