I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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