can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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