I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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