Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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