Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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