we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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