People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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