Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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