So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
This toilet bowl is my home.
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