I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Randomize
