I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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