I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize