Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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