Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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