Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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