where am i from again
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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