I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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