i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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