she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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