whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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