Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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