Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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