Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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