Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I cockslap morals
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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