Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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