Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
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I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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