We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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