I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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