Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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