I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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