I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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