i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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