Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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