is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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